since i am not posting images

[piranha]

FOODOLOGY

What is your salad dressing of choice?
at home one of my own. in restaurants a good caesar, or an interesting house dressing.

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
umm. i don't really have a favourite. depends on my mood.

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
lots of foods; in fact i do this as a matter of course, eat the same thing for a couple weeks. right now it's a big salad: mesclun mix, sugar snap peas, tomato, arugula, cucumber, ham, aged camembert, dressing with fresh dill.

What are your pizza toppings of choice?
ham & pineapple & capers.

What do you like to put on your toast?
margarine that tastes sorta like butter but spreads more easily. also various jams (no marg then). also cheese; fontina or esrom.

TECHNOLOGY

How many televisions are in your house?
1, but i can't remember when i last watched tv -- it's not even hooked to an antenna anymore. i watch anime on it when exercycling.

The color of your cell phone?
i have no cellphone.

How long would it take you to look up who invented the Rubber Band?
6 seconds (i timed it).

Have any idea how many Megahertz your computer has?
1.25 GHz (1250 MHz)

BIOLOGY

Are you right-handed or left-handed?
i started out left-handed, was forced to be right handed, and now am sorta ambidextrous, with more ability in the right.

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
blood, teeth, spinal fluid, various cell samples, bone fragments, tonsils, tumour.

What is the last heavy item you lifted?
rubbermaid container with wet coir.

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
yes (fall from horse, fall from stairs).

BULLSHITTOLOGY

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
yes.

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
already did.

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
depends on the hot sauce.

DUMBOLOGY

How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
none. hate anything that has a thingie between my toes.

Last time you had a run-in with the cops.
a "run-in"? when i was in university, during a peace demonstration.

Last person you talked to?
the paramour.

Last person you hugged?
the paramour.

FAVORITOLOGY

Season?
spring.

Holiday?
new year's.

Day of the week?
wednesday.

Month?
april.

CURRENTOLOGY

Missing someone?
the *poing*. miranda.

Mood?
heated and humidified beyond my preference range.

What are you listening to?
the air conditioning.

Watching
my monitor.

RANDOMOLOGY

First place you went this morning?
inside: bathroom. outside: to water the cucumbers.

What's the last movie you saw?
rewatched my neighbour totoro.

Do you smile often?
more often than i used to.

Sleeping alone tonight?
probably not; there'll be from 1 to 3 cats with me.

OTHER-OLOGY

Do you always answer your phone?
almost never. only when the paramour is unavailable.

Its four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
text message? on my non-existing cellphone?

If you could change your eye color what would it be?
i like my eyes as they are, but it might be nifty to have these. :)

Do you own a digital camera?
yup, two: a nikon coolpix 4500 and my new panasonic FZ28

Have you ever had a pet fish?
not i specifically, but i have lived with pet fish and taken care of them.

Favorite Christmas song(s)?
adeste fideles, little drummer boy, bohemian rhapsody.

What's on your wish list for your birthday
i don't celebrate my birthday.

Can you do push ups?
a couple.

Can you do a chin up?
not even in my dreams.

Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
more excited.

Do you have any saved texts?
what, textbooks? yes.

Ever been in a car wreck?
yes, prying people out. myself only in fender benders. never while driving myself.

Do you have an accent?
everybody has an accent. i have an unusual accent for where i live.

What is the last song to make you cry?
whoa. i don't remember. songs don't tend to make me cry often.

Plans tonight?
i almost never have plans. :)

Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
yes. more than once. the good part is when that really _is_ the bottom.

Name three things you bought yesterday.
i only bought dinner. well, three dinners!

Have you ever been given roses?
yes. i prefer live flowers over dead ones though.

Current worry?
whether feral cat #8 is still alive.

Current hate right now?
still hating bushco and that they're not rotting in jail.

Met someone who changed your life?
quite a number of people.

How will you bring in the New Year?
depends on the sleep "schedule".

What song represents you?
i can't think of a song that represents me. maybe smetana's má vlast.

Name three people who might complete this?
that's not something which i waste time pondering. :)

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
to i get to pick the time? to visit, in a time machine? hell, yes. to stay? i'd have to think about that very hard.

Do you have any tattoos/piercings?
none. i wil never get pierced, *shudder*. tattoo, now, maybe. it'd be large and detailed, too, if i did it; curling around my body. but i can't imagine really doing it; i am pain-averse.

Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
i sure hope so.

Does anyone love you?
several people say they do, and i wouldn't want to call them liars.

Ever had someone sing to you?
yes. serenade me, even. that was... embarrassing. the regular singing was much nicer.

When did you last cry?
don't remember. the depression has me building close to water, but actual purposeful crying? that was a long time ago.

Do you like to cuddle?
sometimes. not when it's hot and humid outside.

Have you held hands with anyone today?
no.

What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
classical.

Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
old. i haven't made a new friend in ages.

Do you like pulpy orange juice?
omnomnom.

Do you believe angels walk among us?
i don't believe in the concept of "angels".

via hobbitbabe.

Comments

[julian]

Why /aren't/ you posting images, anyway? I was starting to vaguely be wondering.

St. Nicholas has a lump of anthrocite for me, for me, for me

[matthewdaly]

I was going to ask why you consider Bohemian Rhapsody to be a Christmas song, but then Google showed me this.

not posting images

[piranha]

just not in the mood for taking any, for the most part. it's so hot and humid that my brain feels completely uninspired.

Re: St. Nicholas has a lump of anthrocite for me, for me, for me

[piranha]

some people really read all this! :)

that's a fabulous parody; thanks!

i consider bohemian rhapsody a christmas song because it was originally released just before christmas, and i heard it played over and over and over that year, and it got associated in my mind with all the regular christmas songs that were played over and over.

Re: St. Nicholas has a lump of anthrocite for me, for me, for me

[matthewdaly]

some people really read all this! :)

It's a combination of you being a fascinating enigma and me having insomnia. The breakdown is roughly 70/30.

Re: St. Nicholas has a lump of anthrocite for me, for me, for me

[piranha]

sometimes i think i might come across as a fascinating enigma because i have insomnia so often. *wry grin*.

re: since i am not posting images

[eagle]

I'm now tempted to answer this just to say that if I get a text message at 4am, it will be from Nagios.

Re: since i am not posting images

[piranha]

*cackle*. you and mark both!

[crantz]

All of my friends are old too. I only seem to make new ones by accident.

[zxhrue]

Are you right-handed or left-handed?
i started out left-handed, was forced to be right handed, and now am sorta ambidextrous, with more ability in the right.

me too. a tendency for martial arts and eating with the left hand, and writing and cooking with the right. oh, and probably at least in part responsible for my life long aversion to authority figures since the forcing involved a ruler across the back of the knuckles.