my dear meme-stricken lj-abuse friends

[piranha]

MY EYES, THEY ARE TEH BLEEDING.

so, once and for all, would i:

1. Go out with you? for dinner and a movie? damn sure.
2. Give you my number? why would you want my social security/insurance number? :)
3. Have sex with you? no. i barely manage to have sex with myself.
4. Let you kiss me? depends on where this kiss were to be placed.
5. Watch a movie with you...even a really sappy one? sure thing.
6. Let you take me out to dinner? take me to where somebody else cooks for me? this isn't a trick question, is it?
7. Drive you somewhere/anywhere? well, if you were here...
8. Take a shower with you? not in my bathtub; too damn small.
9. Be your GF/BF? i'm too old for that.
10. Have a fling with you? a platonic one.
11. Listen to you if you called me crying even if i were out with all of my friends? absolutely.
12. Buy you a drink if you didn't have money? any time.
13. Take you home for the night? of course.
14. Let you sleep in my bed? if i had a bed...
15. Sing car karaoke with you? oh yeah!
16. Sit in the doctors office with you because you didn't want to go alone? yup!
17. Re-post this for you to answer my questions? well, not exactly...
18. Let you give me a piggyback ride? what are you, a glutton for punishment?
19. Come pick you up at 3 am because your car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? since i live in the middle of nowhere, just knock on the door.
20. Humour you? as you can see...

Comments

[demiurgent.livejournal.com]

And here I am posting the demon thing in my own LJ. Sue me. It intrigued me. ;)

[redbird]

I especially liked your answer to question 19.

And I cannot imagine asking a couple of hundred people whether they'd have sex with me: it seems far too likely that I'd get a "yes" from someone I don't want to know that about, who would otherwise not have pushed that knowledge on me.

[dubhain.livejournal.com]

I followed your lead, and posted my answers only.

And if I see this gods-rotted meme ONE MORE TIME, I may go postal.

Teh Lemmings! They're too maaaaaaaaaaaaany....

[kightp.livejournal.com]

I adore you. And I barely know you. (-:

Question No. 3? Best. Answer. Ever.

[snippy]

I have barely known zir for...nigh unto 8 years now. I still barely know zir.

[crazed-lynn.livejournal.com]

Liked it so much you posted it twice, eh?

I've been trying to figure out a good meme for folks over 40. So far I have two questions and neither have made the cut.

[firecat]

Yes, if someone wants to have sex with me I'm happy if they bring it up with me directly; until that point I really don't want to know one way or another.

[rysmiel.livejournal.com]

You are deeply, deeply cool.

*hug*

[lcohen]

i'm tracking right with you, except that i bet i'm older than you and i'm not too old to have boyfriends and girlfriends. depending, of course, on what those words mean to the people involved.