They make everything in passenger cars as income guarantees for insurance companies. Last year our shiny newish car got bashed by someone backing up in an F-150 (it's too low to see over the bed at close range, she wasn't checking side mirrors, and had the windows closed and radio on, so she didn't notice the five people waving and shouting "STOP!!" while getting out of the way). Just a little crumple. $2200.

Oh, and gahhhhh. Our five-year-old, who also reads at a 3d-grade level, knows way better than to boast about himself like that.