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Jan. 26th, 2015 12:12
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Sam Dylan Finch: If it's not accessible, who it is for?

We’re told it has something to do with budget, but I can’t help but hear it as, “Your voice does not matter enough for us to accommodate you.”
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Tolkien fans have a reason to cheer, HASA is coming to AO3! If you were a contributor, read on about what to do.

Angela's Ashes

Jan. 26th, 2015 17:00
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by Sarah Liss

In the early autumn of 1994, fuelled by a kind of defanged hubris, my friends and I dyed our hair Angela Chase red. To be fair, the particular shade was probably called something like Bordeaux Whimsy or Garnet To Hell. But when, moments into the pilot episode of My So-Called Life, Claire Danes’s 15-year-old Angela Chase looked up from the sink—bewildered and brazen with rivulets of Crimson Glow running down her neck—we found our lodestar.

Over the next 18 episodes, we lived My So-Called Life by proxy, parsing every lingering exchange, every painfully awkward faux-pas, every elbow-bruising, shearling-swaddled boiler-room makeout session between Angela and Jordan Catalano (to this day, the single greatest contribution Jared Leto has made to humankind—pace 30 Seconds to Mars fans), with manic zeal. Today, I can still recite from memory lines like: “People are always saying you should be yourself, like ‘yourself’ is this definite thing, like a toaster.” Whatever, roll your eyes—during our days of Bordeaux Whimsy, these were our koans.

So when the show was unceremoniously cancelled a mere five months into its so-called life, we were understandably devastated. We were swept up in the tide of the MSCL web community, reportedly the first such online movement. In the end, it wasn’t enough: They killed our psychic proxy. No Chase-ian koans could help us come to terms with this grievous wrong.

This month marks the 20th anniversary of that cruelest cut: On January 25, it will be two whole decades since My So-Called Life went dark, leaving a vibrating nexus of possibility and plot points in its wake. All these years later, even now that I have a kid, now that I have a job, now that I’m—ugh—basically the same age as Patty and Graham, the lovable but maddening Chase parents, Angela and Rayanne and Sharon and Ricki and Brian and Jordan hold an exquisitely dear place in my heart. What I find strange, though—what I never could have explained to myself back when I was a 13-year-old Gordian knot of anxiety and Crimson Glow-stained earlobes— is this: my love for these characters and their stories endures because of their short-lived tenure on the air, not in spite of it.

* * *
Imagine if you had the power to determine whether a well-known public figure—beloved by some, despised by others, the source of great ambivalence to many—should be put to death. For the sake of argument, let’s say that this hapless individual was a cherished confidante: someone whose borderline-tasteless jokes had elicited gales of laughter, whose personal tragedies had inspired your own fits of ugly-crying, whose company had reassured you while eating congealed day-old takeout. And what if this dead man walking was in such a position through no fault of his own, if his fate was simply the result of a combination of tragic circumstances and the whims of a callous bureaucracy? Would you not rise up, fists raised, and fight for the poor sod’s survival?

Of course you would. A man’s life hangs in the balance!

This is the reasoning, I reckon, that fuels the feverish, breathless crusades that spring up, season after season, to preserve programs on the verge of cancellation. These days, there’s nothing a TV fan fights harder for than to keep his show alive. You can barely hear the laugh track above the din of all the rallying cries: “Save our Bluths!” “Save Greendale!” “Save Cougar Town!” A man’s life hangs in the balance! Trophy Wife, a recent passenger on the television equivalent of the Titanic, inspired impassioned campaigns, petitions, and listicles from critics and viewers alike, but all “22 Reasons to Watch, Love, and Save ABC’s Trophy Wife” couldn’t steer it away from that iceberg marked SAYONARA.

Even if you don’t feel the same way about the targets of their efforts, you can understand why these devotees pool their resources and broadband to save what they love. After all, they’ve seen it work in the past: Community, for example, has risen from the near-dead so many times it might as well be a plotline in a George A. Romero zombie movie, its current incarnation haunting us from the purgatory of Yahoo. And just last week, Netflix chief content officer Ted Sarandos broke the perplexing news that Arrested Development would stagger back for a fifth go-round—even though its wildly anticipated fourth season, which came out in 2013, seven years after the show was cancelled, landed solidly in the “Meh” category.

Bob Dylan once sang (on his worst album of all): “death is not the end.” This seems to be the prevailing belief when it comes to cherished series that have gotten the axe. But perhaps we’ve gotten it wrong. Put down your placards, brethren and sistren; hold off on those indignant blog posts. What if death isn’t just the end, but, in fact, the best possible outcome for your beloved TV friends?

* * *
Obviously, I’m not unsympathetic to the plight of the bereft fan. I’ve experienced that irrational passion. I’ve been consumed by a frantic, overwhelming desire to convince the powers that be to save our show! using whatever means necessary. Most recently, like so many others, I yearned to pull out the jaws of life for Bunheads (RIP), Amy Sherman Palladino’s weird and warmhearted dramedy about a scrappy, neurotic Vegas showgirl-turned-small-town-dance instructor—finally, a panacea to fill the Gilmore Girls shaped hole in my heart!—which was given the axe by ABC Family in fall 2013.

And yet, even as I wept for the rapidfire banter never to be spoken, as I mourned the elaborate choreographed sequences that would go un-danced, there was a tiny, wistful part of my subconscious that wondered if this premature departure was for the best. (It was too good for this world! It is in a better place now!)

Because [SPOILER]: television shows aren’t actually people. We just experience them that way, because—like people—episodic series are things with which we have intense ongoing connections. Our emotional responses to these shows reflect our psychological state while we’re engaging with them; we project our real-world feelings onto the characters in these fictional universes (and the actors who play them).

For example: Valerie Bertinelli and I, we’ll always have Paris.

That’s where we met, back in 1993, when I was a nerdy 12-year-old Torontonian with little more to do on a Saturday night than practice my Bat Mitzvah portion, and she was a naïve but scrappy young American working as a waitress in a charming café in France. I watched her serve rude customers (adorably) and offend “Parisians” (adorably) with her atrocious pronunciations of French words, while I sat on the scratchy couch in our den and muttered half-baked Hebrew under my breath. Café Americain, which was shot on the Warner backlot and starred Bertinelli alongside bunch of other actors you’ve never heard of, ran for just one season on NBC before it disappeared, with no fanfare, into the fog.

This all means nothing to you, I’d wager. It’s unclear whether even Bertinelli recalls that brief, magical foray into broad European stereotypes (French people—they’re snooty and hilarious!). No one is arguing that Café Americain was killed before its time; some might claim that it overstayed its welcome. In my mind, though, this aggressively mediocre sitcom is crystallized as a touchstone that emits trippy 1993 vibrations whenever it skims the surface of my consciousness. Bertinelli’s Jenny Craig commercials gave me Torah-school flashbacks; when Maurice Godin (incidentally, a fellow Torontonian!) showed up in a handful of guest spots on House, I could feel the taste of Diet Crystal Pepsi rising in the back of my throat.

For me, this weird footnote in Bertinellian history stands as a sweet, incredibly vivid memory of tweendom, the pop-culture equivalent of a prepubescent crush. To return to my point above: television shows aren’t people (a man’s life hangs in the balance!). They’re more like relationships. And if you’ve ever tried, desperately, to keep a relationship alive despite all signs to the contrary, only to give up after it limps and dwindles to its pathetic death, then perhaps you can see why, more often than not, the best thing you can do for a show that you love is to just let go.

* * *
Granted, not all axed series are abysmal. For every Café Americain, there is a Bunheads; for every Dads, there is a Freaks and Geeks.

And above all, there is My So-Called Life. It may appear as though I’m comparing apples to crapples by holding up this canonical teen show alongside the dreck of Café Americain, but there’s something rare and special about shows that burn brightly for a single brief moment and then disappear. Surely you’ve had a brief affair that was cut cruelly short but has assumed a hallowed, near-holy glow in the dim candlelight of memory. If we approach these programs as beautiful, fleeting moments in time, we allow them to be perfect examples of themselves, to be seared into our goopy, synapse-laced grey matter, destined to forever trigger full-body flashbacks—and, if we’re lucky, connect us with kindred spirits.

Television has value as pure entertainment, and of course it can edify and awe and force us to challenge our own preconceived notions about drug kingpins. But if we’re to believe the brand of cultural criticism that has flourished in our current golden age of TV, it’s that the medium’s great strength, maybe even its truest purpose, lies in its ability to galvanize collective experience. Recognizing fellow acolytes is how we root out members of our tribe; making connections over obscure details or finicky plot points is how we forge alliances.

If television is the raw material from whence the spongy interstitial fabric of culture is made, then it follows that every esoteric deconstruction of a particular episode (or character, or trope) is the end product, a processed commodity that has the magical ability to make us feel simultaneously special and not alone.

Even more than what is, we’re fascinated by what once was, and what that means for us now. And the more obscure the experience, the more potent the sense of tribal identification. Curiously, this also means that in some ways, a series that leaves us too soon—especially one given the axe in its prime, with so many plot twists untwisted, so many Emmys unwon—has the best chance of a nostalgia-driven afterlife.

* * *
I’m not suggesting that My So-Called Life—or Bunheads, or Freaks and Geeks, or Trophy Wife—had achieved its full potential. Or, for that matter, that the best thing for a top-quality show is to hack it down when it’s on top. But I do think that we have a regrettable tendency, as a collective TV-watching public, to get awfully myopic about the programs that we love, to cling desperately to some idealized notion of them even after these series have long passed their prime.

I don’t know where shows go when they end. I’d like to imagine it’s a relatively pleasant kind of purgatory that falls somewhere between The Muppet Show and a Matt LeBlanc comeback vehicle. More and more, though, I’m starting to think that what happens after cancellation is less about a final resting place and more about a creepy liminal space that precedes resurrection. There are all the corpses—the withered, urine-stained trunk of Up All Night (2011–2012), the snarled, gooey entrails of Ben and Kate (2012–2013)—just waiting for some necromancer to work his or her magic.

At times, the call from the zombie overlord might come from inside the house, as it did in the case of The Killing, a drawn-out murder-mystery that infuriated its fans and was itself killed after its second 13-episode arc, then rose, gasping, from the grave for a third and final season before AMC lopped off its head for—oh, no, wait! It’s back again!

All of which is to say: Sometimes we just have to say goodbye, and hope—or know—it’s for the best. In Casablanca, close to the real fictional Café Americain, Bogey’s Rick forces Bergman’s Ilsa to get on that damn plane to Portugal. If she stays, he insists, she’ll only regret it. “Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of [her] life.”

And now that my Crimson Glow flirtation is nearly 20 years behind me, I have a suspicion that My So-Called Life’s untimely end might’ve been the best possible resolution—for all parties involved. When pop-culture artifacts resonate so perfectly at a particular moment in time, they tend to look less and less appealing the longer they stick around. And when you love a thing so deeply and fiercely, that thing has the potential to let you down in a way that’s just as deep and fierce, and that potential only increases over time. If it dies, it can stay frozen in time, a mutant mosquito in the giant shard of Jurassic Park amber that is our collective consciousness.

Angela Chase never had a boring relationship or became a cheerleader to satisfy some hackneyed narrative leap, or said things that, hel-lo, she totally wouldn’t say. There she is, forever 15, uttering aphorisms that sound like adolescent Rilke. And here I am, two decades later, still parsing them with absurd teenage adulation. Way back when, I wanted so badly to save Angela from network annihilation—a girl’s life hangs in the balance! These days, I’m glad that I failed in my mission.

Sarah Liss is a writer and editor who lives in Toronto. Send her Gilmore Girls GIFs @lisstless.

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This does not look good at all. The European Medicines Agency (EMA) has accused the large Indian generic company (and outsourcing contractor) GVK of widespread systematic fraud. According to this press release, the agency investigated about 1000 generic formulations of various drugs from GVK, and found that 300 of them had enough data (from other sources) to support them. But the other 700 (representing 10 to 15 separate drug substances) don't:

The inspection of GVK that led to the CHMP's recommendation was carried out by the French medicines agency (ANSM). The inspection revealed data manipulations of electrocardiograms (ECGs) during the conduct of some studies of generic medicines. These manipulations appeared to have taken place over a period of at least five years. Their systematic nature, the extended period of time during which they took place and the number of members of staff involved cast doubt on the integrity of the way trials were performed at the site generally and on the reliability of data generated at that site.

And there you see Falsus in unum in action. How can the rest of the studies be trusted, when you know that at least one important one has been faked? And faked with care and attention? European countries are in the process of pulling marketing authorizations for many GVK drugs. For its part, the FDA says that it conducted its own inspection after the French one, and found no irregularities, but one might assume that GVK made sure that things didn't go quite so catastrophically that second time. We'll see if they have something more to add.

Here's Some Stupid For Lunch

Jan. 26th, 2015 17:46
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Here at the Cafe, we've bought our milk and our bread and our poitin, and we're all buckled in for the Storm Of The Millennium, so we sent a lot of the staff home early. Which means we're serving up nothing complicated, just a helping of Moose Stew from master chef Princess Dumbass Of The Northwoods, who served it up, hot and piping, to the folks in Iowa this weekend. It's almost too rich to serve, but here's a kid's portion to get you started.

"When will they let us control our own care? When will they do to stop causing our pain, and start feeling it again? Well, in other words, um... is Hillary a new Democrat or an old one? Now, the press asks, the press asks "can anyone stop Hillary?" Again, this is to forego a conclusion, right, it's to scare us off, to convince that - a pantsuit can crush patriots!?"

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Late last week, a man named Tim Russell was released from prison in Wisconsin. Russell had been convicted of several counts of corruption in office including my favorite, embezzling money earmarked for the families of Wisconsin soldiers killed in action to fly him to a sun-splashed island for a vacation. But Russell, mirabile dictu, got a sweet plea deal, did pillowy time in a lakefront minimum-security joint from which he was granted work release to go to a job at a company owned by a local Republican sugar daddy. This means that Russell was out just in time to be watching on CSPAN when his old boss, Scott Walker, got up on stage at Steve King's Palookathon and told the assembled white folks how he had broken the "culture of corruption" that existed in the Milwaukee County Executive's office prior to his arrival and that of his chief political aide.

Tim Russell.

Just One Thing! (26 January 2015)

Jan. 26th, 2015 11:43
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It's challenge time!

Comment with Just One Thing that you've accomplished in the past 24 hours or so. It doesn't have to be a hard thing, or even a thing you think is particularly awesome. Just a thing that you did.

Feel free to share more than one thing if you're feeling accomplished!

Extra credit: find someone in the comments and give them props for what they achieved!

Nothing is too big, too small, too strange, or too cryptic. And in case you'd rather do this in private, anonymous comments are screened. I will only unscreen if you ask me to.


Tolerant Chemistry: Be Glad of It

Jan. 26th, 2015 11:42
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Like a lot of other scientists in the Northeast today, I'm getting things in the lab ready for me not being there tomorrow. (I just ran into a colleague who didn't know that we're set to get two to three feet of snow, distributed by 50 mile-per-hour winds, over the next 36 hours, and he was not happy to get the news from me). I don't have much equipment to worry about, but I do have a number of reactions in progress.

Fortunately, they're the heat-them-up-and-make-some-product kind, which is good, since there are a lot of possible analogs in this series and I don't have the time to spend handcrafting each one of them. These things will probably be done overnight, sitting at 80C, but it won't do any real harm if they go another day or two like that. The products are pretty robust, and there's not much more that can happen in there. One is not always so fortunate as to have a bunch of boring reactions going on, though. There are certainly other transformations that have to be watched more closely, and you'd rather not set those up right before a massive blizzard.

Overall, though, chemists have it lucky in this regard. Think of the people doing finicky cell culture work, or the ones helping to run an animal facility. Some of those tasks are going to have to be done no matter what the weather is, or what a pain it is to get in and do them. You can arrange things to minimize the problem, but you can't get away from it completely. My SnAR displacements could sit around until next Monday without any attention if I had to do that with them, but some transient-expression cell line is probably not going to be quite that hardy.

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You did not have to tell when to go to the liquor store to pick up a bottle of E-40’s new prebottled cocktail, Sluricane. I was already there with bells on. As a long time fan of local rapper E-40’s music, and also as an avid drinker, I was thrilled to see that he turned one of his most popular songs with The Click, ‘Hurricane,’ into a readily drinkable prebottled cocktail. When Sluricane came out, I thought, “Can this be legit? Can I actually drink Sluricane while listening to Hurricane?” The answer: it is definitely legit.

E40 started his career as a rapper in the Bay Area, becoming popular in the early 1990’s and still making music today. What with the alcoholic themes in many of his raps, E-40’s transition into alcohol entrepreneurialism is a logical next step. Recently, E-40 released his own line of wines, eponymously dubbed Earl Stevens Selections and including the flavors Mangoscato and Function Red Blend. His popularity as a rapper in the Bay Area has already helped vaunt Earl Stevens Selections into a successfully selling product.  With Sluricane, E-40 has created a drink that many fans are eager to try based on their love for E-40 and his music.

Sluricane is a rum based, premixed bottled cocktail based on the tiki classic Hurricane, which traditionally contains rum, passion fruit juice, grenadine and lime. The hurricane cocktail is a sweet cocktail that was created in the 1940’s by Pat O’brien in New Orleans and is served either in hurricane glassware or in a red cup for on the go drinking. E-40’s take on the cocktail sticks to the hurricane tradition: it’s sweet, goes down easy and comes in a bright shade of red. Prebottled cocktails such as Sluricane generally lack the freshness of cocktails that are ordered over the bar, but Sluricane balances the sweetness of tropical flavors without masking the flavor of alcohol. Sluricane is marketed to people who enjoy sweet, sugary drinks; if lemon drops, margaritas and long island iced teas are your kind of courage juice at the bar, then Sluricane will be right up your alley. If you miss 4Lokos and still like drinking Buzzballs, then Sluricane will definitely be your jam. But, for all you Manhattan and scotch on the rocks kind of drinkers out there, Sluricane can hit the palate as a bit too saccharine.

Clocking in at 18% abv, Sluricane goes down easily, and after a couple drinks it is, indeed, strong enough to start an engine, mane. If you’re not careful, you’ll be out your body and it’ll have you on your face after just four or five. I’d recommend serving five or six ounces Sluricane chilled, over ice, perhaps topped with soda water or sprite and garnished with a cherry and lime wedge. Although, if we’re being real, the ideal way to consume Sluricane is in the most Bay Area way possible: while listening to Game Related by The Click and drinking out of a red cup while at the sideshow reminiscing about the Hyphy Movement.

If you’re looking to buy Sluricane in the Bay Area, try Beverages & More, Costco and some Safeways.

Sluricane by E-40

Sluricane by E-40


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When Limping Was En Vogue

n 1869, a strange fashion trend was afoot among the hippest London ladies. With the assistance of canes and mismatched shoes or specialty pairs with different heel heights, they affected what was called the Alexandra Limp.

don't waste your time waiting

Jan. 26th, 2015 13:10
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I did a small grocery shopping this weekend before the news about the storm got serious, and since I'm not going to be around for 12 days after Friday, I didn't really get much - ham and bread for sandwiches for lunch, applesauce cups for breakfast, some tissues. But now we might really get a snow day tomorrow, and all I can think is that I want to ride out this storm with BACON. I need to go buy BACON and I need to do it NOW. Or as soon as I get home this evening. Since I already have bread, I could also get some arugula and have excellent BACON sandwiches (I can't really call them BLTs because no tomato).

I might also purchase some extra flour - I don't know if what I've got is enough to make both cinnamon rolls and focaccia, and while odds are I would not make both, you just never know how the mood may take me if I actually do get a snow day!

Mostly right now, all I can think about is BACON.

But I did enjoy last night's Brooklyn Nine Nine. spoilers )

I really should get a Holt icon.


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Jan. 26th, 2015 16:51
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Died on this day in 946 aged 36 Eadgyth of England(my toy,wikipedia). Eadgyth was the daughter of Edward the Elder, she married Otto I Holy Roman Emperor.

Born on this day in 1624 to Duke George of Brunswick-Luneburg and Anne of Hess Darmstadt, Duke George of Brunswick-Luneburg(my toy,wikipedia). Father of Sophia of Celle, who married George I. I think that Brunswick-Luneburg was part of the Holy Roman Empire... which was around for a long time (I may have said that already).

running again, more or less

Jan. 26th, 2015 09:56
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So since my last post I've been steadily ramping up the running. That first week I ran 5 times, 3 miles a day with 4 as my long run on Saturday, for 16 miles. Last week I ran 24 miles, with a "long run" of 6. I'm hoping to get to 30 this week, probably hold that for another week, and then give another push.

There are three problems, though. The first is that...my pain in the butt is back. And I have no idea what to do. It's not as bad as it was originally - it doesn't radiate down the leg, and I can still run, and actually, the pain goes away after about five minutes - but it hurts all the time. In fact, it hurts more when I'm not running! I've been doing some stretching and strengthening exercises, but I'm reluctant to go back to PT when it didn't do me any good before.

Second, I am soooo slooow. I'm running by heart rate, keeping my HR in the 'easy' range, and my pace is 1-2 minutes per mile slower than it used to be. I am so out of shape! It should improve as I run more, but it's just depressing.

Third, I am soooo fat. I gained ten pounds since October, and that's a lot for me. I don't fit in any of my clothes and I feel terrible. Almost terrible enough to diet. It's just so hard for me to restrict my eating. I'm eating a little less, but I haven't e.g. given up drinking wine, and I probably should, but - I hate dieting. HATE. So I rely on my eating a generally good diet and running to keep the weight off. I'm hoping that when I get back to my usual running volume all this fat will go away, because I really don't want to go on a diet!

Anyway, I feel like I am clawing my way up out of the pit. I can see the sunlight, but man, it's so far away.
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Empire Magazine’s March 2015 issue.

Hey, of the two butts visible, one is male! Though Scarlet Witch is doing a pretty classic boobs-and-butt pose I could live without.

I had to put on my sunglasses bc it is so white.



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